Ack! It has been too long since I updated this!
Now it is time to solve the mystery of what exacttly it was that crawled up Hairbrush's leg O.o "We are Hairbrush's legal team!"~ Head lawyer (man with tie)
"This is a case which reaches into all levels of disturbingness. In fat, it puts a new meaning to the word disturbing! I now call upon the first witness!"~ Judge Judy
"I swear to tell the whole truth and all that"~ Scrunchie
"And what do you remember of the events?"
"Not a lot. All I remember is that I was deciding whther to give that creep ith the blonde hair some of my hair-gel when Hairbrush, who I'd never even seen before, screamed "Something just crawled up my leg and I don't know what it was!""~ Scrunchie
"May I interupt? I am here wih the prosecution to prosecute someone."~ Head Lawyer
"You must let him! This will be his first ever paycheck! Then he will stand above Lionel Hutz."~ Hairbrush
"Here, my business card!"~ Head lawyer
"You're busness card says 'Witch Doctor, ooooooh yeah!'"~ Judge Judy
"You probably shouldn't read too much into that..."~ Head Lawyer
"No, you really shouldn't!"~ Hairbrush
"Anyway, here is who I...we...would like to prosecute."~ Head Lawyer
"What did I ever do to deserve this?"~ Mr Sheen
"Mr Sheen, you were present at the time when Hairbrush had something crawl up his leg, correct?"~ Head Lawyer
"Yes, that is correct."~ Mr Sheen.
"Then would you kindly take a look at these pictures and tell us which one of the suspects is responsable for the aforesaid crime?"~ Head lawyer
"I can do that."~ Mr Sheen
"Dude...you are not in any of these pictures."~ Random guy
"My gosh, he's right!"~ Mr Sheen
"You tricked me! You deliberately did not include a picture of me! Now everyone can tell that I di it!"~ Mr Sheen
"Aha! So you confess!"~ Head lawyer
"...bugger. Well, take your photo album back."~ Mr Sheen
"So, Mr Sheen, what exactly did you do to young Hairbrush?"~ Judge Judy
"Well, I'll tell you. I crept up behind him, I did, waggled my fingers, like this I did, the touched him while waggling my fingers!"~ Mr Sheen
"Stop that...it's annoying...and rather disturbing."~ Head lawyer
"Mr Sheen, you are guilty of assault and battery against Hairbrush, and you admitted it. Therefore I sentence you to 5 hours community service, and since this case went on for so long, causing me to miss the beginning of Smallville, you must do it in a nurse's outfit!"~ Judge Judy
"What? I object!"~ Mr Sheen
"Coming up after the break, our next cases, why is there a dining table blocking the Main Boston Road? And what is going on in Hanna' shed?"~ Judge Judy
"I know!"~ Loofah
I am trying to put this all into French aswell, so the rest of the forum can read it.
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