"And even later that night..."~ Angelica
"Hello."~ Mary-Sue
"Um...I don't remember calling for a..."~ Mr Sheen
"OI!"~ Mary-Sue
"I am the ghost of Christmas Present."~ Mary-Sue
"Are you now?"~ Mr Sheen
"Yes...and now I shall show you Christmas in the present. This concerns your faithful friend, Scarface."~ Mary-Sue
"Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Whatever rhymes with bells..."~ Scarface
"Wow! This dragon ought to make an awesome Christmas gift for Mr Sheen."~ Scarface
Elsewhere, with Mr Sheen's boss...
"I hate Christmas."~ Clarke
Back with Scarface...
"He got that for me? I didn't know he cared."~ Mr Sheen
"I always get emotional at Chirstmas Time
That heavenly time of year."~ Scarface
"Whether I'm home with friends
Or out there busting in heads
I'm blinking back a sad or happy tear."~ Scarface
"It's like a herd of tiny reindeer
Are dancin' round my heart
And I become the me that nobody knows."~ Scarface
"I laugh
I cry
I totally loose my cool!
Oh me
Oh my
I'm a yuletide fool."~ Scarface
"This eggnog is so creamy it oughta be a crime
I always get emotional at Christmas time!"~ Scarface
"Tell old Saint nicky
I'm feeling awful icky
About the really naughty stuff I did
I'm so ashamed!
After a beatin'
I'll find myself repeatin'
Say hello to the wife and kid
Don't forget!"~ Scarface
"I always get emotional at Christmas time
On doing so much good cheer"~ Clarke
"Whether I'm poisoning punch, or setting dolls on fire
I try to fill the world with grief and fear."~ Clarke
"What fun to send each family a big surprise
As gruesome as it can be
I might infest the bowels of Kelly
With bugs from outta space
Or slide the local toy store into the sea."~ Clarke
"I laugh
I cry
I toally loose my cool
Oh me
Oh my
I'm a yuletide fool!"~ Clarke
"To give the gift of chaos, what thrill is more sublime?
I always get emotional at Christmas time."~ Clarke
"This year I'm taking
More time to do my baking
You're always short on bumpkin
Ain't it true?
Carefull chossing
Each card gets so confusing
I like the cats with Santa hats, don't you?"~ Scarface
"I laugh
I cry
I totally loose my cool
Oh me
Oh my
I'm a yuletide fool."~ Scarface
"When fruitcake goes on sale I'm spending every dime!"~ Scarface
"It's time to give out candycanes dipped in slime!"~ Clarke
"So call me sentimental
It's a fact that I'm..."~ Scarface and Clarke
"A fool for trees with flocking."~ Scarface
"En-route to steal your stocking."~ Clarke
"I always get emotional at Christmas Time!"~ Scarface and Clakre
"Well?"~ Mary-Sue
"What the hell was that all about?!"~ Mr Sheen
"Christmas!"~ Mary-Sue
"Yes, I gathered that. What else?"~ Mr Sheen
"You don't know?"~ Mary-Sue
"No."~ Mr Sheen
"Well...if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."~ Mary-Sue
"And still later that night..."~ Hanna
"S'up?"~ Wayne
"Wayne? What're you doing here?"~ Mr Sheen
"I'm not Wayne. I'm the rather sexi ghost of Christmas Yet To Come."~ Wayne
"Oi! I decide who's sexi or not!"~ Hanna
"Anyway...come with me. We shall view your future."~ Wayne
"What random adventure is it today?"~ Loofah
"The mystery of why we've lost all our readers?"~ Scrunchie
"I think that will become evident at the end of series two."~ Blondie
"Wait...where am I?"~ Mr Sheen
"You're not there."~ Wayne
"I can see that. But...where am I?"~ Mr Sheen
"You sure you really want to know?"~ Wayne
"I'm not...dead...am I?"~ Mr Sheen
"No. Far worse."~ Wayne
"You only appear in one episode! Yes, you get even less script time than me!"~ Wayne
"No! No! Nooooo!"~ Mr Sheen
"There must be some way to change this!"~ Mr Sheen
"It's showtime!"~ Wayne
"Look what you've done.
You've been a very bad man, my son.
Packing seven years of evil
Into every one."~ Wayne
"Greed and vice
A pack of cards
And a pair of dice
Ain't gonna get you into
Paradise!"~ Wayne
"You're in a sad, sad, so sad
Really bad, makes me mad
State my friend
Is this the end?"~ Wayne
"I think it's time
High time
To clean up your act!
If you don't you're doomed and that's a fact!
Take a look, and you'll see
The kind of man you were born to be.
Clean up your act!"~ Wayne
"You could be a leader
You could be a Saint
You could be a million things that obviously you ain't!
You're slipin' and you're slidin'
And soon you're gonna fall
You'll be outta work and outta luck
With nothin' left at all!"~ Wayne
"But you've got time
High time
To clean up your act!"~ Wayne
"Make amends for all those folk you've sacked."~ Hairbrush
"Listen close to what I say
Every man has his judgement day
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Clean up your act!"~ Wayne
"When the music's over
When the show is through
You'll still have eternity to spend with 'wonder who.'
You're writing your own ticket
Your script is left outdoors
It's your time to shine
Be devine
Work for that applause!"~ Wayne
"I think it's time
High time
To clean up your act!
Search for that integrity you've lacked."~ Wayne
"Change your ways
Get a clue
They're mean and rotten
The things you do
Clean up your act!"~ Wayne
"Now it's time
High time
To clean up your act!
If you don't, you're doomed and that's a fact!
Have a heart
That's the key
You'll b safe
You'll be free
Take a look
And you'll see
The kind of man
You were born to be!"~ Wayne
"CLEAN UP YOUR ACT!"~ Wayne
"...."~ Mr Sheen
"And, it turns out, that...next day...when his servant came to wake him...it was all a dream."~ Angelica
"Well that ending sucked!"~ Hairbrush
"How bored did you get when telling that?"~ Blondie
"Very."~ Hanna
"Can we open our presents now?"~ Peter
"Alright...go on then."~ Hanna
***End of Episode***
If you would like to know what each of the characters got for Christmas, let me know and I will post it up.
Original songs:
Clean Up Your Act
I Always Get Emtional At Christmas Time
Childhood
When We Hear A Christmas Carol
I will be using the song "Clean Up Your Act" again at some point.
